Teacher: Start Computer. Pappu: I did. Teacher: Now open my computer. Pappu: Miss, where is your computer?
Teacher: When was Rome built? Pappu: At night. Teacher: How can you say that? Pappu: Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest. Pappu: Then marry me, we will be the happiest couple.
Pappu: Mom, Bunty broke a window. Jeeto: How did he do it? Pappu: I threw a rock at him and he ducked.
Pappu, while fillng out an application form comes across a question, "If there's an emergency, notify ---". He asks Bunty as to what shall he fill in it. Bunty: Your parents' name. Pappu: Isn't it better if I put 'DOCTOR', what're my parents going to do?